Divorced ****s...

We'll hang out here. Leave they smug ****in married ****s to their married thread. The ****s.

 

I'm poking my nose in so I reserve my space here for the inevitable.

 

I'd like to nominate both my ex-husbands.

 

Don't worry. I'm sure you'll find a bloke that wants to keep ye. Sure, yer running out of time at your age but keep the faith. It will happen.

 

What makes you think I don't have one? Do I come across as embittered on here or something?

 

Well done you

And, yes.

 

Did it cost you much Gambol?

 

The divorce? Aye, she got more than half of everything despite never having worked a ****in day throughout the marriage.

And an expensive pair of tits I bought her. Didny even get visitation rights to those.

 

I got fleeced ****ing twice

 

Tell me about it. Theiving ****s.

 

Someone put on the Tammy Wynette record while I open this bottle Chinese whisky.

 

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A bit of advice. Start buying the cats now, all the more chance you'll remember their names.

 

Ram yir advice.

 

See, this is why I'm on this thread. Women always seem to take what I'm saying the wrong way.

Only trying to be helpful.

 

Look, jist coz ye wir wan o the original spn guys, ye hod nae weight wif uz oan here, capiche?

 

OG, me. That's Original Gangster.

Old Granny, that's you.

 

You're as funny as a crochet hook up the japs eye.

You'll fit in well here.

 

Unlike Tina coz shes so large.

 

shut up you