Divorce, on the grounds of unreasonable behaviour!!!

I am filing for divorce from my club for above reason.

There are a few more reasons as well which i will list below...


1...You used to love me but now I feel you take me for granted. You treat me so badly and dont care about my feelings but think I will always come back to you because I love me so much... WRONG!!!

2...You think that you always know better,, that I am stupid and do not understand how the football business works. Everything you do and say is correct and that I know **** all about anything.. WRONG!!!

3...All the people you have invited into our life are wonderful and only have our best interests at heart. Ignore your gut instincts that they are arseholes, trust me!! They will turn out to be amazing! WRONG!!!

4...Sleeping around!! I know that you have a slapper up north. Lets face it, you havent tried to hide the fact!! Do not worry you say, they are just a friend who needs some help. So you have lent them money. When we asked for money you said you had none!! I think that when the time comes you will just **** off overnight.. FACT!!

5... Having looked into your history, which i regret not doing before i got involved with you, i find that you have a penchant for revenge. Anyone that goes against you in way or form is then treated like a dog turd. You know that me and all my friends hate you with a passion bordering on fanaticisim. As you like to hold and carry on a grudge you have made it your lifes` work to try to ruin all my friends life because of what they say and think about you now and in the past.. FACT!!

6.. I can not move on with my life until you have gone. FACT!!

7.. I hate you. FACT!!!

 

I think im having another breakdown!!!!!!!!! I need to get back to work. this career break is not good for my mental health, lol

 

FACT.

 

Let it all pal.

 

Divorce Party

 

Does this mean you'll get to own half of the club?

 

Not if you are the male half

 

Hahahahaha.

Light. hamlet mate and chillax

 

Don't get a divorce. Ride it out, but in the meantime see if an affair works. Go sleep with Coventry, Leeds, Nottingham Forest, Fulham, Middlesboro - plenty of girls who have hefty chests (trophy cabinets). I think you'll find them ranging from boring to psychotic.

Then take a look again at your wife. At her pretty PL status, at her attractive players, at her solvency, at her stadium, at her place in the rich list. And if you won't stay for her, think of the kids.....

 

I love my stadium, it's small, past it's prime but has so many great memories, some of the best times of my life, been away and lost at Leeds, Coventry and Nottingham, score draw at Foolham, let's keep that quiet. Both kids love the stadium too,

 

a new Sunderland supporter has arisen

 

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!