We have carers come in and help out with my lad and one of them's husband used to do her garden. Lived in Woldingham (dead posh) and I've seen her around quite a few times. Agree with the OP and I've certainly had worse...
She ended up on same bench table as me in Wagamama in Tunbridge Wells. Her husband was there so I tried not to stare but not easy. Looks no different in real life and I would definitely share my noodle.
glad to hear it mate, these carers (our lass is 1) do a great job in 99% cases, hope he turns out ok, and i sincerely mean that
Ower skinny for me like & nee tits, would rather shag that wrinkled owld Jawdee trollop that got her tits oot the other neet.
With threads like this, the difference in the average age between the members of the Newcastle and Sunderland boards is very clear .
I would smash the **** out of her, and I told her so at Creamfields a few years back. She giggled, then declined.