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Ditched by the Mrs.

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  1. lone ranger

    lone ranger Active Member

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    ....for the wkend.

    she's going over to her mates tonight for "chick flick night" which seems to just be loads of wine and tomorrow night her mob are on a girlie night out (i.e. **** off LR and stop leching on our friends) and then i'm away walking on sunday <ok>

    **** knows what i'll do with myself tonight, last wk when i had to feed myself i had a bowl of cereal, some onion rings and some toast <doh>

    think whatever i eat tonight will be greasy <ok> then i'll just mong about watching porn, playing xbox, ****ing and then lying in wait for when she staggers in so i can take advantage of her inebriated state and get some bondage on the go.

    tomorrow night she's out so i'm going to the hitler youth (TA) as they having a piss up and its a cheap bar, dont want to get too ****ed (i will) as i'm going walking sunday but we'll see how it pans out.
     
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  2. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    My missus is going out with a pair of gay guys tonight and was asking me to go as well. Told her to **** off. I can't stand the pair of the ****s.

    One of them was getting hassle off an ex boyfriend who was outside his flat so he phoned my missus and asked for help <doh> I went down and seen the guy standing outside the block. I hooked him without him saying a word and he KO'd. Then went in the guys house and he had a subway thrown on him. Turned out he was talking ****e, had invited the guy over (he'd came from Motherwell) then acted like a ****. I was raging and kicked **** out of him there and then.

    We don't see eye to eye now to say the least <laugh>
     
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  3. lone ranger

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    <ok>
     
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  4. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    <laugh> <laugh>
     
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  5. lone ranger

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    i'm sorry, i cant hear you. that pillow case must be soundproof

    <ok>
     
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  6. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    The missus and I had 2 bottles of wine last night and she ended up jaked. I took advantage but no bondage for me <doh>

    She'll be feeling it today <laugh>
     
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  7. lone ranger

    lone ranger Active Member

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    i remember whe i got back from iraq i met a girl i knew for lunch the day after i came home

    "where's Mrs.LR, i thought she was going to be here"

    "she's resting"


    like a busted baw.
     
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  8. B-C

    B-C Well-Known Member

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    Was anyone else secretly hopin this thread was about the missus kickin LR outta the house after finding him in bed with a gimp ball in his mouth gettin dominated by a pregnant midget monkey?

    Just me then?

    OK <ok>
     
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  9. lone ranger

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    if only.

    i could get that ring back and hoc it. know a guy who'll gimme a good price as well <whistle>
     
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  10. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Already investigated that avenue, I like it <ok>
     
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  11. lone ranger

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    Shocking. <laugh>
     
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  13. lone ranger

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    i know, beautiful isnt it.

    i kinda perfer the older model with the round headlights though <ok>
     
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  14. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    You mean the old car battery hooked up to her nipples?
     
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  15. lone ranger

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    it keeps the spark alive ML <ok>










    jesus christ my patters turning into castle <doh>
     
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  16. Castleger

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    Looks like future Mrs LR had a good weekend, going by the pics she sent me <ok>

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  17. lone ranger

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    if thats how she wants to spend her time castle who am i to stand in her way <ok>
     
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