I've got a small tattoo on my a.....well it doesn't really matter where it is, but I have on. Do any of you have tattoos, scars, piercings, limbs missing?
One tatoo I regret although it's only on the to of my left arm. Multitude of scars. Piercings are for women and queers.
I have no piercings or tats, you cant improve perfection, no scars because i am so tough nothing can break my skin and my penis is often mistaken for a third leg. I also have the worlds largest ego.
I remember a Chinese guy once came .into my work years ago and his feet were like that Weirdest thing EVER. In fact, that's not totally correct. One of them was at 3 o'clock and the other was at 6 o'clock. Birth defect apparently.
At right angles to your legs (like the penguin) or at right angles to each other (like Charlie Chaplin)?
A guy in my Primary school had feet like that. We called him 'Dooby' after Dooby Duck the cartoon. Can't even remember the cartoon now.
No tats or piercings. Plenty of scars. Some accidental. Some from just being a drunken arse when I was a kid.
No chance. The force is strong in my saber. Whit colour are you going as? We'll look ridiculous if we both turn up with the same colour.
That's a fair point. I'm torn between ROTJ style green or Mace Windu style purple. In all honesty, neither of us will turn up. Then, we can have a 14 page "enthralling" square off where we each accuse the other of shitein' it.
Or we can just lie and say we did turn up, but so did several yobbos, and it turned into a thrilling back to back fight as we defeated the forces of nedism. Say, we knocked oot about 5 or six of them each. That should do it.
