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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by swan_and_only, Jan 26, 2016.

  1. swan_and_only

    swan_and_only Moderator Forum Moderator

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    Hi everyone, could you take a few moments to complete this questionnaire for my dissertation and share the link. It is about oestrogen in our food and water supplies and the consequences to our health....Thank you. https://www.surveymonkey.co.uk/r/W9DP6JQ
     
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  2. ClearlyDeludedGloryHunter

    ClearlyDeludedGloryHunter Well-Known Member

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    S'mae

    I stumbled at question four: employment. I am not employed, I work for myself.


    Anyway, looking at the other questions and we have to give our opinion on the validity of the statements and this gem crops up:

    Synthetic oestrogen is manufactured.

    Now, unless one is a bio-chemist but had a modicum of wit about oneself I would suggest that 99% of the people would say that anything synthesised is manufactured.

    Anyway, because I don't fit into your little collection of employment categories I won't be filling this in as this feels somewhat sloppily put together.
     
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  3. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    If I wanted to ask a bunch of people what their opinions were on the working conditions of an air-traffic controller, for example, I definitely wouldn't go to a football forum and hope for the best. I'd be looking at people who are in the industry, with a depth of knowledge on the subject.

    It's a pleasant change from the "Do football fans get value for money" surveys that get posted, but it soon becomes obvious that my opinion on the survey wouldn't be worth anything to the author.
     
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  4. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    Completed the survey.
    Plenty of don't knows, but maybe that's the point of the survey, most people don't know much, if anything about the subject and potential dangers.
    That being the case, I would think this is the sort of forum, to get unbiased opinions...
    What would be the point of having responses from people who know all about it.
     
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  5. swan_and_only

    swan_and_only Moderator Forum Moderator

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    Sorry it's public perception I failed to state that thanks for taking 5 mins out
     
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  6. ClearlyDeludedGloryHunter

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    Surely public perception won't know the difference between artificial oestrogen and manufactured oestrogen, as I certainly don't and would have considered them the same thing. And what Iittle I know of the subject is dangerously low.

    You may as well ask us how many beans are in a can for an accurate survey.

    Hwyl ac pob lwc
     
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  7. swan_and_only

    swan_and_only Moderator Forum Moderator

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    Honestly it's fine I need a sample from all demographics so thank you!
     
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  8. ClearlyDeludedGloryHunter

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    Ok, submitted though the employment bit is going to be wrong.
     
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  10. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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  11. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    No, 366.
     
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  12. ValleyGraduate12

    ValleyGraduate12 Aberdude's Puppet Forum Moderator

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    I'd suggest asking Obi to open a tin and count them, but he'd probably eat them one by one and forget what bean he's on :)
     
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  13. ClearlyDeludedGloryHunter

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    Surely the answer was "bean, half a bean, bean, bean and a half..."
     
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  14. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I'd suggest asking Obi to complete this one, he has massive tits. I'm not sure its from all the oestrogen in his water though. However its another excuse he can use.
     
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