Disneyland Paris

Thinking of taking the kids over for a weekend.

Any of you ****s been there?

Is it worth the trip?

 

It's great, go...Don't come back.

 

Will you still be there with your Goofy costume?

<ooook>

 

"Mummy, isn't Goofy's tail supposed to be at the back?"

 

I've went a few times, it's expensive.

But after you've paid £40 for some drinks, popcorn, hotdogs and chips - a couple of times, you become immune to the obvious ripping off.

 

It was years ago that I went but I doubt it'll have changed much, younger kids will love it much more than older kids but that's not to say they won't enjoy it at all. There is stuff for all ages but with the characters and the parades and stuff thats all more for younger kids

 

Only if you still be Minnie?

Well that's ****ing ruined that little ploy now hasn't it?

 

You can bring your kids to mine for free, they will have a whale of a time

 

Sensible answer - Yes ( if it doesn't rain. ) Done it & and Florida. The Paris one is a smaller scale version and a lot less tiring - but just as good ( I thought their version of Space Mountain was better than in Florida )

 

What about the injunction saying you can't go within 5 miles of children ?

 

I'd love to see Goofy shouting "Big Issue"
Why does Goofy stink of piss mummy ?

 

"It's because he hangs around with that incontinent old welsh **** darling...do you see him...the one waggling his willy at you....gendarme..."

 

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Absolute ****e. Very pricey too. Sadly though, the kids ****ing loved it so it goes down as a good holiday in the missus book. I would happily have battered Mickey Mouse by the end of the 4 days we were there.

 

Only worth it if you get to see Goofy and Donald Duck in a punch up.

 

So to sum up;

Negatives; It's well expensive, a weird piss smelling **** with an erection dresses up in a Goofy costume and it's ****e.

Positives; The kids will love it and space mountain is better than the one in the US.

Result; I shall book this week

PS; What ****ing idiot bought tags back ffs

 

pps; I am not ****ing Jewish