Disney Dongs

Ever wondered what your favourite fairytale princes were packing in their pants?

Wonder no more.

http://jezebel.com/disney-dudes-dicks-what-your-favorite-princes-look-lik-1621694437

I particularly like the rationale behind Aladdin having a big sack

Note: it states Prince Charming has a 9" belter but the pic looks about 7" MAX.

 

No, can't say that I ever have.

 

Straight up lies.

 

That was my initial thought

 

mine too - there seems to be an unhealthy interest in willies on here today.

 

Hate to be a pedant but most of them aren't princes.

Measured my dick yesterday, I'm gaining size

 

I was wondering more about Disney female character's tits.

 

Free Willy !








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I would hope most of us were Gambol - i have also always thought Snow white might pack a mean camel toe in the right garb.

 

Aye but her minge is probably clarted in dried-up Dwarf jizz.

 

thats why the lady is a tramp

 

How big is the tiddler now?

 

6.5" in length so not really gained length wise but 6" girth so gaining in that dept which is more important IMO, and 6" is well above average

 

6" wide

That's bigger than Tina's 2ltr ginger bottle dildo FFS!!!

 

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Think you're confusing width and girth bud

 

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Come on, lads.

Check the sack on the bold Aladdin.

How can this fail to interest you?

 

Still, is that not like 2" diameter FFS.

No cow will want that in her unless she's been pre-stretched.

 

There are entire categories on porn websites dedicated to nothing but this.

You can see gifs of Meg Griffin and her maw getting pumped aff Brian if you want.

I'm trying to even things out, here - help my feminist sistahs out.

More cartoon cocks, please and definitely more erect ones.

We want stauners
We want stauners

etc

 

Have no fear, sex symbol Betty Boop is coming soon Gambol.

Lovely pair of knockers!!