Disgusted! When I looked earlier today, we were second in the league. Now I find we're third. THIRD? WTF is that tool Pardew playing at? It's not just him, it's those lazy feckin' players as well! We're plummeting down the table. Sack the manager! Sack the board! THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE! Anything less than 9 points from the next 3 games and he's got to go!
9? I expect at least 10 points from those three games or I'd sack everyone. Manager, players, the tea lady, everyone. Slackers!
No worries, we have 3 very winnable games coming up, so we'll be able to pick ujp the points we need to get us into a more realistic league position.
I assume this is seriously meant at the OP rather than mockingly aimed at Pardew and the players as everyone else's criticisms are?
Yeah, the toon were lucky once again today with this tediously never ending run of easy fixtures; they haven't been properly tested yet...
Next year? I want to win the bloody thing this year! We've got a whole two months left before 2012! Edit: oops...