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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by gas, Apr 23, 2012.

  1. gas

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    People who live in Bristol were named and shamed as the most unhygienic in Britain.

    Those living in the south west city go the longest without washing their hands - with some failing to turn on the tap for nearly 38 HOURS straight.<cool>

    That's the equivalent of dodging the tap for nearly THREE whole days they're awake.

    Bristolians also spend the least amount of time scrubbing their hands clean - just nine seconds before wiping them on their trousers legs.<laugh>

    And they're less likely to wash they're digits after going to the toilet, when they're in a hurry or because they simply don't look grubby.

    Second in the 'Dirty Mitts' league was Edinburgh - where people avoid washing their hands for 37 hours and 12 minutes, followed by Norwich citizens with 33 and a half hours, in third.

    http://http://www.onepoll.com/press-archive/unhygienic-city-bristol


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  2. ZZ

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    Love the fact you have to make a sum to show people what the equivalent of 38 hours is <ok>


    P.S. Dirty tractor riding bastards.
     
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  3. gas

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    I never did a sum, it was cut and paste so **** off ya clean Bently driving **** <ok>
     
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  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Having worked in England a lot over the years I formed the opinion a long time ago that's ye's do leave a bit to be desired in the personal hygiene department. <whistle>
     
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  5. ZZ

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    Whoever wrote the article needs ****ing shooting, along with all the dirty ****s in Bristol, including you <ok>
     
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  6. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Cock cheese build up under the foreskin.
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Shut it speccy.
     
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  8. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    **** up sofa soiling speccy <ok>
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    You wearing them yet or are you still pretending you don't need them?
     
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  10. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    He's refusing to wear them hence the reason he needs to zoom the screen resolution 200% to be able to read anything.
     
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  11. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    <laugh> I'm short sighted but good try ST!

    Nah, I've been wearing them. I wore them out for the first time yesterday.
     
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  12. gas

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    ****ing right ya posh Kent **** <ok>
     
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    I can't say I'm surprised that these far flung corners of the United Kingdom provide us with the most dirty, 'orrible ****s.

    Morning all<ok>
     
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  14. gas

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    5W <ooook>
     
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    Gas<oook>
     
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  16. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    West Country crusties? What a shock.
     
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  17. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    Location: Bristol

    <laugh>
     
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  18. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    But you have to feel sorry for the people of Norwich - it takes them longer to wash their hands than the rest of us. <sixfingers>
     
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  19. Hugh Briss

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    I don't think that's correct.

    Surely if they have an extra digit, it enhances their washing capabilities for the extra width of their hand?

    <basicphysics>
     
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  20. Chris-Gashead

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    **** off, I wash my cock 3 times a month, so im clean enough <grr>
     
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