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Magic Laudrup 11

Magic Laudrup 11

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Been looking after a work experience bird today and would pump the life from her. Shes in 5th year so she's legal <ok> Big tits, great arse and is better than decent looking, especially when you compare her to the birds I work with. Anyway, all day been chatting and laughing and she says she hopes she can sit with me tomorrow because everyone else bores her. I'd let her sit on my face <ok>

Is it ok to try pump this bird (consensual of course) or is it not on? I think I could and would definetely spray all over her given the chance.
 
"Anyway, all day been chatting and laughing and she says she hopes she can sit with me tomorrow because everyone else bores her."

In other words, you're the only one in the office with the same maturity levels as a 16 year-old? <whistle>
 
How do you know she's 16 anyway? Could be 15 in her final year.

I hope to **** your first question wasn't asking her age <laugh>

They always say they're 16 anyway. Lying sluts.
 
<laugh> nah I asked her what she was doing at school and she was telling me about her highers and doing advanced highers next year. Maybe she likes me because the only other 21 year old in the office is shy as **** on account of never having had his hole <ok> I introduced he to him and he sat there giggling <doh>

She asked to sit with me tomorrow and my boss said aye. He came round and told me not to try pump her <laugh>
 
Magic Laudrup 11 said:
<laugh> nah I asked her what she was doing at school and she was telling me about her highers and doing advanced highers next year. Maybe she likes me because the only other 21 year old in the office is shy as **** on account of never having had his hole <ok> I introduced he to him and he sat there giggling <doh>

She asked to sit with me tomorrow and my boss said aye. He came round and told me not to try pump her <laugh>
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<laugh> the boss know's you well then!
 
I was pumping the niece of one of the divisional directors from the Dublin office who is really good pals with my boss. He emailed me asking questions about me so I thought **** it. Good ride but no worth the hassle. Back with my long term bird now <laugh>

Still, if I could get away with smashing the schoolie then I'd be right in about it <ok>
 
Pumping who? At the moment I'm with my bird of 4 years. We split up for a few weeks over xmas and new year and thats when I was pumping the directors niece. If I get a shot of the schoolie then I'm definetely going to go for it <ok>

The strange thing about the bird at xmas was she has some great big titties (34DD) but flat nipples. At first I had to double take. Went to give them a sook and had to have a look as to where they were <laugh> Was very strange, hadn't seen anything like them before.
 
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