El Hadj Diouf has turned down the chance to play in the Premier League and signed a 3 year contract with Bob Carrolgees. Mr Carrolgees said ' Im over the moon, ive been looking for a replacement for spit the dog to make a return to mainstream tv. El Hadj has got bags of experience at spitting at members of the public and fellow proffessionals. Who needs Britains Got Talent'.
