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Dinosaur Moyes training methods injure RVP

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  1. CFC: Champs £launderx17

    CFC: Champs £launderx17 Captain Ahab

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  2. chelsea - over 100 years of history

    chelsea - over 100 years of history Well-Known Member

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    Have to say I enjoyed that article!!

    Isn't the best start so far for Moyes is it?

    Dinosaur training injurying his own star player
    Pissing off their second best player with poor man management
    Lost their opening 2 friendlies against no mark sides
    Has yet failed to deliver any signings

    Worrying times to be a United fan (especially the arm chair brigade that only support them cos they win things and are always on sky!!)

    Edit - Also forgot Moyes' admission that he's out of his depth with the C.L and he'll basically need Giggs to manage the team in those games. ;)
     
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  3. CPofL KTBFFH

    CPofL KTBFFH New Member

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    This isn't a surprise to hear really. He's been schooled by Jose, tactically out thought in Japan and now we hear uses outdated training methods that cause injury. Explains a lot of Evertons injuries which he blamed season after season.
     
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  4. Goldeneye175

    Goldeneye175 Active Member

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    This has similar echoes to the events of The Damned United & Rory Bremner

    Man Utd, PSG and Barcelona's managerial appointments: Moyes, Blanc and Martino will not survive for the 2014/15 season
     
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  5. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Rory Bremner!


    I've heard it all now, for ****'s sake.
     
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    Goldeneye175 Active Member

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    My bad...Billy

    <steam>
     
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  7. chelsea - over 100 years of history

    chelsea - over 100 years of history Well-Known Member

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    We probably need to get a new nick name for Moyes following this dino revelation too.

    Moyesasaurus Rex?
     
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  8. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    You are taking the word of a (jobless and bitter) man who was touting for Gary Speed's job not long after he died and moaned publicly when he didn't get given it?

    As reported by the Daily Mail.

    You know, the Daily Mail you all call the Daily Fail and refuse absolutely point blank that it could ever be telling the truth when it comes to Chelsea or Chelsea transfer dealings.

    That Daily Mail?
     
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    Super_Chelsea_Blue_Boys Well-Known Member

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    An injury is an injury. Doesn't matter who reports it. We will have to wait and see what the official word is from the United camp as to if RVP plays in the next match and the extent of his injuries.
     
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    Super_Chelsea_Blue_Boys Well-Known Member

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    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    No course it doesn't.

    This thread isn't about an injury though is it? It's about David Moyes being a dinosaur because some bitter old Dutch twat who can't get a job says so, BECAUSE of an injury.

    Otherwise the thread would be titled "RVP gets an injury"

    <ok>
     
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    Swarbs Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    And, of course, the same unemployed physio who blamed Mourinho and Chelsea for making Robben injury prone, by overtraining him just like Moyes has apparently done with RVP.

    http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/2896...t-premier-league-training-methods-are-ruining
    "&#8220;They called him the man of glass when he was at Chelsea,&#8221; said Verheijen. &#8220;Last year he played with Bayern Munich. What they did was reduce his training volume. He played the best football of his career. They won the title because of him. All of a sudden he was not injured anymore. The question is, &#8216;Was he a player of glass or was he trained by coaches of glass?&#8217;

    Maureenosaurus sounds oh so much better. Or maybe Glassinho <ok>
     
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  13. Robby202

    Robby202 Well-Known Member

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    One would have to assume that Arsenal over trained the rapist as well which is possible but unlikely. Maybe he was due a full season sooner or later? he only had one at the Gunners maybe you had your one last year?
     
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    CFC: Champs £launderx17 Captain Ahab

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    Maybe they overtrain Rvp to stop him getting his urges again. He won't get away with second time around
     
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  15. chelsea - over 100 years of history

    chelsea - over 100 years of history Well-Known Member

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    Mmm...the best manager in Europe or the guy who has never won a major trophy; I think we'll stick with nicknames for the later thanks!!
     
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  16. theevilreddevil

    theevilreddevil Well-Known Member

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    Shows how delusional you are
     
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  17. Drogs

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    Not sure what it has to do with delusion, it's a fact, you did lose.
     
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    Swarbs Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Yes, I figured you guys would probably stick with the nicknames. Thinking up nicknames does appear to be the Chelsea fan speciality.

    Well no. We lost the first, won the second 5-1, then lost the third.

    Hence the fella who thinks we lost our opening two friendlies is either misinformed or delusional. QED <ok>
     
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    theevilreddevil Well-Known Member

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    Yeah but he has failed to acknowledge the win, because he can't accept it. lost 1-0 won 5-1 lost 3-2 lol
     
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  20. chelsea - over 100 years of history

    chelsea - over 100 years of history Well-Known Member

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    I think some United fans are a little worried now they have Moyes...very defensive all of a sudden.
     
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