Im just back from a dinner at some relatives - the names have been changed here - but , **** sake - what a laugh and what an embarrassment ; Couple of the oldies were sitting at the table talking ****e about bread , flatbread/no yeast/turkish bread/ nan-bread , blah ,blah, blah....my father-in law pipes up about how he doesnt like any kind of bread thats crispy...and also how he doesnt like toast etc...hates the texture( aye , I already know he`s weird) ; so then my mother -in law chips in with...................... " oh , yes , and Freds the only man I know who likes a Soggy Biscuit " ..... ; I nearly suffocated myself trying to fake a coughing fit while pishing myself laughing " soggy biscuit " ....................I cant stop laughing
Rogue, anyone reading this thread who doesn't know what a soggy biscuit is would think you'd turned into Dejazzero. <cumrace>
" emancipate yourselves from mental slavery..." the whole of the world must be told the truth about the soggy biscuit
I know this story has a kind of " you had to be there " quality to it , but honestly , I woke up this morning thinking , " no , that couldnt have happened , I mustve imagined it..." and then started laughing all over again.
