Off Topic Dinner guests........

for other posters.
If you were to make up a foursome for a dinner party for other posters on here who would you invite?
For Com, i would invite Maggie Thatcher, Rafa Benetez and Sam, Obviously after we had got into the top ten next year so he could swallow Sam's juice
Be the night of his life....oh and no alcohol either

 

I take it that Rafa is serving.

 

never thought of that but he could do

 

I'd do one for Wearside Pride, I'd invite Charles Bronson, Myra Hindley and Jihadi John.

 

Wearside Pride. Cockrocket. Neville and an otter. Not a forum otter a furry little bastard thing.

 

Already had mine
Nicky sharkey
Billy death
Charlie Fleming
George Aietkin
Sat around the dinner table at the Mecca Sunderland
1979 for their centenary dinner celebrations
We all had some great conversations and the wives were included
Great night.

 

Ive heard of the first two.

Mecca. Newcastle rd?

 

For Billy I would have the Pope, Jerry Adams and Thatcher..I would love to be a fly on the wall for that one..

 

For Gordon, I'd have William Shakespeare, William Wordsworth and Alfred Lord Tennyson, just so he can see how we ****ing feel.

 

That's it above the bowling ally
Is it still there I wonder

 

Cannon ball Fleming
Aitken played a few games in the fifties

 

They all used poetic licence - probably 'cos they were as thick as two short planks - so none of their ****e makes any sense, grammatically

Speaking about the programme "Come dine with me" whilst on the subject of dinner guests . . . . how thick do you need to be to come up with that title

It obviously should be "Come and dine with me" the thick American twats

 

I disagree, grammar should not come into it, it should be more aptly named "A load of boring ****".

 

No the whole place is flattened

 

I'd pull the hairy ones eyes out with my fork & feed them to the Popeye wrapped in condoms as a starter.

 

Fixed

 

That would be some diner party that.

Adams...aye maggie, hear you and dennis had a blast down in brighton.

Maggie...i ****ed the argies, i ****ed the miners, i **** you in a minute you bog trotter.

Pope. SUNDERLAND. SUNDERLAND.

Billy. **** the lot of ya's im gannin for a ****.

 

Wearside wanderer.

Guest would be Nostalgic. Big Sam and Duncan Watmore.

On the table would be oysters. Tubes of lube. Handcuffs. I love you cards. And a book on abbreviations.

 

Had some great times in the lacarno

 

Saw both of them play, George a full international, was a used car salesman in Bridge Street after he stopped playing, you wont see that again anytime soon. Charlie was also known as "Legs" ?

 

the Free concerts were unforgetable.