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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by RAVENBLACK, Jun 7, 2013.

  1. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Hmmmmm, remember I said that my soon to be ex wife has started working in the building that I am in 3 days a week. Well she emailed me and asked if I wanted to go out for lunch with her. Had a lovely steak with peppercorn sauce.

    Now, me being an utter cynic, thought "aye, aye what's this all about" but in fact there was no ulterior motive. Strange but true. I just don't understand women at all.

    What does everyone think of my avatar? I did it all myself with a little help from Supernorwich.
     
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  2. ScotlandFanMuir

    ScotlandFanMuir Well-Known Member

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    I think you're an auld dick.
     
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  3. gas

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    Get her pumped ER <ok>

    Then she'll remember why she's divorcing you. :D
     
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  4. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    why is your wife leaving you?
     
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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    She's lookin for her "closure shag". Get her pumped one last time. It's what she's after. Trust me. Am a doctor. <ok>
     
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  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Get straight to the point, Jen <laugh>
     
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  7. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    im curious!

    I dont ever come on here anymore, jord keeps me too busy.

    anyway, everyone likes a good gossip.
     
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  8. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    We are leaving each other mostly for the sake of the children.

    We were arguing like cat and dog and it was upsetting them. Might also be down to me becoming gay but I don't think so.

    **** sake I was doing so well there as well.
     
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  9. gas

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    Never had you down as the argumentative type ER
     
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  10. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    if the first bit is true, then please accept this <hug>
     
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    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    I know. It's a common misconception people have of me. If they accepted that I'm right about everything then there would not be any arguments at all.
     
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  12. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Yes Jen. The first bit is true. One of my few honest moments on here.
     
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  13. jenthesaint1990

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    as a child of divorce, i was 16-18 while it was happening. my only advice is; dont be a **** parent afterwards. my dad is more interested in seeing his girlfriend than seeing us, especially me. he makes a bit of effort for my brothers but i think his girlfriend has insecurities about dad having a daughter and he doesnt want to be on his own again so theyre in this ****ed up insecure relationship. i haven't seen my dad in nearly two years. it bothered me before but now i dont give a ****.
     
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    bi curious? Video evidence, please.
     
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  15. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    would you like to buy my username ?
     
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  16. ScotlandFanMuir

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    This is all a bit homosexual.

    Suits me.
     
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  17. RAVENBLACK

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    Thanks Jen and since you have been so honest with me I will return the favour.

    When we met my soon to be wife already had a 2 year old boy. The father has never made any effort to see him in 13 years and indeed contributes nothing emotionally or financially at all. Indeed i was with our son when he had two serious eye operations and stayed with him whilst he was being anaesthetised (nothing to congratulate myself on since just about all parents would do exactly the same). It was a big deal for a 6 year old though. We now have a 9 year old daughter and she is the apple of my eye, will never not want to see her. In fact I really miss the day to day contact with both of them. Takes some getting used to.

    I don't understand parents who can abandon their children. It's disgusting.

    Jeezo, I'll have to go for a lie down after all that.

    You can get the truth out of me Jen.
     
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  18. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    After this photo of a young ER came to light...

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    ...psychologists are finally putting the pieces of the jigsaw together.
     
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  19. Archers Road

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    Is this the Jeremy Kyle show?
     
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  20. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    ER's lie detector session

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