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  1. Deletion Requested1

    Deletion Requested1 Well-Known Member

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    Tomorrow I will be watching the match on sky in my living room. I have just gone to load the fridge with tinnies for match refreshments only to find space is limited. Now do I;

    1 Put the Bombadier (burning gold) tins in
    2 Put the MC'ewans Export in
    3 Put the Carling lager in
    4 Put a mixture in
    5 Hoy the food out and put the lot in

    Any sage council would be appreciated
     
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  2. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Put the carling in the bin and chuck the food out.
     
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    Tel (they/them), Mar 19, 2016
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  3. Blunham Mackem

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    Slap yourself about a bit for buying that stuff, then get back in the car and go and buy some Guinness!
     
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  4. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    Place a number of the cans in the freezer half an hour before drinking..This will create space and also make sure you have some ice cold beer..
     
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  5. Deletion Requested1

    Deletion Requested1 Well-Known Member

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    Put the carling in the bin

    Unfortunately Tel that is not an option as there will be a lady in attendance and she is not a scouser but thanks for the advice anyway
     
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  6. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    Nowt wrong with Carling if you are a lager drinker..
     
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  7. Deletion Requested1

    Deletion Requested1 Well-Known Member

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    I will drink most things however I do draw the line at toilet duck
     
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  8. Brian Storm

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    Buy booze that isn't weak as piss so you need less, save space, get more pissed and drink better booze.

    If I don't go to the pub I'll be cracking my Hendricks open which I'll be having with Tonic and cucumber.
     
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  9. its been fun thanks :)

    its been fun thanks :) ♬♬Badum-tish! ♬♬
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    say **** it and drink it all tonight
     
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  10. Deletion Requested1

    Deletion Requested1 Well-Known Member

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    Funnily enough.......
     
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  11. mackemwelder

    mackemwelder Well-Known Member

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    What a stupid question :) put the lot in FFS, why do you need solids?
     
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  12. Blunham Mackem

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    Why do you think I drink guinness?

    It provides every you need in a pint glass!!
     
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  13. Vincemac

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    Just put in the lager
    As long as the beer is not warm it ok
    Keep the beer outside
     
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  14. mackemwelder

    mackemwelder Well-Known Member

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    Can't argue with that mate, but must admit, he's chosen as **** choice of drinks FFS. McEwan's & Carling??? are you homeless KJ? why not just go straight for White Lightening?
     
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  15. Vincemac

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    Actually the export is quite good
     
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  16. Deletion Requested1

    Deletion Requested1 Well-Known Member

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    Just tested the Bombadier - lovely jubbly
     
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  17. mackemwelder

    mackemwelder Well-Known Member

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    That's the spirit mate, get it down ya :)
     
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  18. Nathan Brazil

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    Plenty room in my fridge.
    I'll look after it really well.
    :emoticon-0131-angel
     
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  19. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Simple. Just hire

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    Soon forget the beer temprature.
     
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  20. grandpops

    grandpops Well-Known Member

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    Listen, just drink the ****ing lot.

    10 am tomorrow replace it and do the same again.

    ffs how obvious does it need to be? <doh>
     
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