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Differences Between Wenger and Ferguson

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by Wan Kin Tu, Mar 3, 2011.

  1. Wan Kin Tu

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    Hi,

    Alfreton fan in peace.

    There are many differneces between the two great managers. The main being transfer involvement.

    Some would argue that they both share the same attacking phliosophy to football, it's hard for either set of fans to argue that Arsenal and Manchester UTD don't play attacking football.

    However recent research by the Independent Sports Research Department (ISRD) and the University of Dehli shows that the main differnece between Wenger and Ferguson is in the schlong department.
    The research has shown that Wenger has a far leaner, longer schlong compared to Ferguson's chuddier, girthy wrap.

    It all makes for interesting reading with some insightful conclusions.

    All serious comments are appreciated.

    Regards

    Mr Nice
     
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  2. merrysupersteve

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    Alfreton fan in peace. That made me laugh!
     
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  3. Swarbs

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    So I take it any 'Wenger is a *****' jokes will be frowned upon then? :emoticon-0138-think
     
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  4. Wan Kin Tu

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    If there are ***** jokes I will ask the trigger happy mods to delete them.

    I'm sure they'll oblige.
     
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  5. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Apparently Ferguson likes to watch action movies with a couple of beers, whereas Wenger loves nothing more than curling up on the sofa with his cat, duvet, fluffy dressing gown and slippers, Maltesers, glass or 2 of Chardonnay, watching a nice romcom. Something with Jennifer Aniston and Matthew McConnaghey preferably.
     
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  6. Wan Kin Tu

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    Source?
     
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  7. Constcrepe

    Constcrepe Active Member

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    Allegedly I have heard Arsene Wenger likes nothing more than to sit at home relaxing while reading Blaise Bonnets best selling book "50 successes of Vichy France 1940-44". Could be untrue though.
     
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    The main sources for this kind of information are the Manchester United Supporters Klan (MUSK) and the Federated Army of Gooner Supporters (***S). The Chelsea Union of Nominated Team Supporters also produce some useful information.

    I don't know if I trust them...
     
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  9. Jip Jaap Stam

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    No, he doesn't have any, unless he's having nachos. Then he might have some guacamole, sour cream and salsa, all neatly arranged in little heart-shaped ramikins.
     
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  10. Bloody Wanker

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    A difference: One is a highly successful manager, and the other WAS a successful manager.
     
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  11. UIR - Kagawa Powa

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    Difference is Fergie is a winner and Wenger is happy with just doing ok.

    Didnt read what the OP wrote but theres your answer.
     
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  12. Jip Jaap Stam

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    Fergie is made of cold Glaswegian steel. Wenger is made of soft French cheese.
     
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  13. HRH Custard VC

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    SAF has won silverware in the last 5 years
    Wenger has won diddly squat
     
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