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Did jesus have a son?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by jonathan acworth 71, Jul 27, 2013.

  1. jonathan acworth 71

    jonathan acworth 71 Well-Known Member

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    What u think people?
     
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  2. RebelBhoy

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    Maybe.. Maybe not.
     
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  3. LEROY FER 10

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    How much?
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    Does he play for Leeds?
     
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  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    He married, had a son, got themselves buried in a tomb together just outside Jerusalem and nowhere near Golgotha just so to as keep dumbasses speaking about a redundant religion.

    Redundant religion says what?
     
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  5. Mick

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    I spent 2 hours in a Church yesterday, it ended with the father of the bride handing the priest £200 in cash in a wee side room as we signed the legal documents. What an absolute charade and fraud the whole thing is.
     
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  6. LEROY FER 10

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    How much money is there?

    A. £129.14P

    B.£113.00

    C.£123.00
     
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  7. RebelBhoy

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    I was in a solicitors office on Thursday. The guy I was with handed £15 to the solicitor. He stuck it in his pocket.

    It doesn't help answer you question Jonnie, but it is an anecdote.
     
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  8. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Jesus is going to come back if the Church can raise a million quid. Unfortunately, every time they get close, some little **** will accuse some poor priest of buggery and they have to pay the family off.
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Redundant religion says what?
     
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  10. Mick

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    When I was in Thailand last year the Buddhist rep went on about how Buddhism focuses on the non-material, how good Buddhists do not seek money or power. I then did a tour of the Buddhist temples where every single one had a load of monks with their hands extended, as well as collection boxes and touristy things to buy such as holy water and little Buddha statues.
     
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  11. LEROY FER 10

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    What he said;)
     
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  12. LEROY FER 10

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    The Paddy frugal sex tourist:shocked:
     
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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Tell that to a collection tin that cares.
     
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  14. Archers Road

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    When I'm rushing on my run,
    And I feel just like Jesus' son
    And I guess that I just don't know
    And I guess that I just don't know.
     
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  15. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    If Jesus is the son of God and also God the is he a time traveller?
     
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  16. ncgandy

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    I don't care if it rains or freezes
    Long as I got my plastic Jesus
    Ridin' on the dashboard of my car
     
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  17. Jamrag

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    Can't be sure until you've opened that KitKat to check if you won the million squids...

    Yacontcha!
     
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  18. stopmeandslapme

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    Given how popular he was and his apparent refusal to wear a blob, I'd be surprised if he didn't.
     
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  19. Tina.

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    Fail
     
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  20. Mick O'Toon

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    Sacrilege,£200 is a cheap price to pay to Heaven.btw did you have step in for speeches?
     
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