Did anyone else notice Jack Cork's first touch of the ball in the Premier League?

Straight into his knackers. It obviously hit the spot as he was bent double a few seconds later. My sympathy was limited to being bent double with laughter, I'm ashamed to say.

I bet he doesn't forget that!

Vin

 

Always funny

 

I don't remember that, he still played well though. Poor bloke.

 

I thought he played a blinder for a guy who's not played competitively for a few months.

I was very impressed after the knacker contact because a few seconds after he'd bent double in pain, the ball came near to him and he immediately forgot his pain, straightened up and ran. Gutsy.

Vin

 

Of course he did, you men make such a fuss about a teensy weenie boot in the gonads

 

I missed that, but just so you know yesterday was not Jack's first Premier League game. He played 11 times for Burnley when they were in the Prem.

 

Now SKD isn't playing, Cork is our most experienced player. Great to have him back.

 

Touch of the ball, haha nice double entendre

 

I do hate showboating of any sort why he cant control the ball with his foot like any one else God only knows.He wont last long if he carries on like that.

 

how on earth is Cork our most experienced player?!?!

 

Most appearances in the Premiership from the 11 that started yesterday. Based on the whole squad it would be Steven Davis.

 

.. and you wouldn't have objected to inspecting the damage I bet. What if it had happened to Spider?

 

I can never be unfaithful to Fonte

 

Just lookin'

 

Oh okay, if looking doesn't count.

 

As a matter of interest, how many times have you watched the replay of the winning goal at Brighton?

 

That was when I fell in love. I was annoyed when he got booked earlier this season for taking his shirt off...Fonte should remove his shirt every match by law.

 

lol may there be many of them.