if he wins his case it will be all his birthdays, and christmasses together! so the card will be " congratulations you money grabbing parasite"
I am sure he will receive thousands of cards from well-wishers. All wishing that he would fall down one.
Good replies from both olddellboy and Channonfodder. I will be sending him a 'get WELL soon card', after his unfortunate and sudden injury - let us hope to God that the well is not full of water, as it's not easy to swim with lead weights tied to each leg.............