I don't think you'd notice if Dennis did bum you. He's a very small, slight fella. No wonder Amanda Holden put it about.
Les's catchphrase 'If its up there, I'll give you the money myself' originates from the fateful night.
During my formative years, when I actually worked for a living, I did some labouring for a street masonry firm, and one fine Sunday morning I was charged with lifting up broken slabs outside Les Dennis' Holland Park home. I never saw him, though. Great story, eh?
I've been working on it all night. Six chapters in and I'm now at the part where I begin pointing the new slabs. Chapter Seven: The Wacker Plate Crisis