Seriously though, who is man enough to take on Putin? I say make Arnie President of the US, but he has to dress as the Terminator and turn up to meetings on his Harley with a minigun strapped to the front. Little old Vlad would crap his kecks.
That would be magic. Sly as VP and the Muscles from Brussels as Chief of Staff, Putin could get Dolph Lundgren as handers.