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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Tiddler, Jul 7, 2015.

  1. Tiddler

    Tiddler Hoshu-tekina

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    "When two men are fighting and the wife of one of them intervenes to drag her husband clear of his opponent, if she puts out her hand and catches hold of the man by his privates, you must cut off her hand and show her no mercy."
    12. Deut. 25:11

    "No man whose testicles have been crushed or whose organ has been cut off may become a member of the Assembly of God."
    4. Deut. 23:1

    With Ezekiel a close second...

    Yet she increased her prostitution, remembering the days of her youth when she engaged in prostitution in the land of Egypt. She lusted after their genitals – as large as those of donkeys, and their seminal emission was as strong as that of stallions.
    1. Ezekiel 23:19
     
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  2. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Are you in Ireland and if so were can I avoid you?
     
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  3. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    wtf is this ****?
     
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    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    The truth.

    You can't handle the truth.
     
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  5. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Are you mocking my truth handling abilities?
     
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    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    How does this one work, Klunk?
     
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  7. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    *Deuteronomy, you ****ing heathen
     
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  8. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    My favourite book in the Bible.
     
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    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    The Old Testament is great.

    The sequel was not so good.
     
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  10. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Aye, it was a poor show. I think they got some ghost writers in who didn't quite capture the writing style of the original.
     
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