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Desert Island Suitcase

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  1. Zico

    Zico Active Member

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    Which five items, which can fit inside a suitcase, would you need to have on a desert island?


    (Women can't be stuffed inside a suitcase - yes even Sherilyn Fenn)
     
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  2. staggie

    staggie Well-Known Member

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    I beg to differ. Have you not seen the video with the guy who has a sussie wearing midget in a suitcase, takes her out shags her, shoves her back into the case, zips it up and leaves . <laugh>
     
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  3. Diaby's Massive Tekkers

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    5 volleyballs. aka 5 Wilsons.
     
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  4. MrT

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    A gun and 4 bullets. Just in case I met my pain-in-the-arse next door neighbours who appear everywhere I go. Two each just to make sure.
     
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  5. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    A boat to escape in

    A helicopter incase the boat sinks

    A satelite phone incase the helicopter lacks the range to get me somewhere safe

    Ray mears to provide me with food and shelter until I can be bothered to get rescued

    Porn, lots of porn.
     
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  6. RAVENBLACK

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    5 various sized and coloured vibrators.
     
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  7. Zico

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    A ****in normal sized suitcase you! <grr>
     
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  8. lone ranger

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    what if it was mary poppins suitcase?
     
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  9. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    I`d be up for having a right good go at stuffing sherilyn fenn into a suitcase before coming to any final decision on this matter <ok>

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    seems possible and I`d be happy to get by without the four other items....
     
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  10. Tina_old

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    I'd take Bear Grylls with me and my toothbrush.
     
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  11. Zico

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    That's a Steamer Trunk!! <grr>
     
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  12. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Bear Grylls is gay. Oh wait, I see.
     
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  13. Tina_old

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    If he is, he'd not be after the island.

    <ok>
     
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  14. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    pedant <laugh>
     
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  15. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    He's also Head of the Scouts <*****smiley>
     
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  16. Tina_old

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    His show this week was in the Scottish Highlands. He skinned a seal and wore it like a vest <yikes>
     
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  17. The Raging Oxter

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    He's a prick. Yeah, let's kill an animal purely for television entertainment.
     
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  18. lone ranger

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    a flint

    a hatchet

    rohyphnol

    some rope

    black plastic bags (heavy duty)
     
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  19. Tina_old

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    He may have found it dead, I'm not sure. I had one eye on the tv and the other on painting my toenails <laugh>
     
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  20. Jobby Funbags

    Jobby Funbags Guest

    <doh>
     
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