Now then fluff munchers.. Lets have a different spin to this great game tomorrow? Lets get the funny lads from both sides to give it their best shot.. I'll start.. Beautiful little girl walking her sausage dog one day, strolling in the spring sunshine, Local priest walks towards her and comments ' Hello there, what a beautiful day to be walking your dog', 'May I also add what a beautiful little girl you are', can I ask you your name? 'Petal' the girl answers. Is that because when you were born the flowers were in full bloom, the roses were so red and the lillies so yellow? Yes, she answers. And what a lovely dog you have, flat and round and like a sausage, can I ask his name? 'Porky" the girl answers.. Ah, is that because he is round and long and looks like a sausage? No father, he ****S pigs..
