We go to Derby, a place we know well, a step up from the old Baseball Ground, but a place Masky has never graced! When Masky visits, house prices go up, wives get serviced and generally things improve! Anyways, received a call from Old Sparkey’s mate, Alan Durban, asking about the state of play with our boys! Gary Madine was mentioned because he reads my reports and is a bit confused about whether he plays for us or not......I seemed to remember he was a bit confused in his spells here....like BFB, a silly arse! Anyway, another draw possible here, we are not scoring enough goals....a Wednesday night in dour Derby.....no Rooney....can only mean a 0-0 bore! Ivanhoe, with the winner! Bollocks, tuck in boys!