Der Veekend

Trying to get a new thread going to find out what are community has planned for the weekend.

I shall be playing football, drinking various beverages and indulging in farter play.

What say you?

 

**** off.

 

Going to NASA in Houston to see if they can reverse engineer my Ford Escort mk1 Mexico .
Ford said they lost the technology to get it to run .

 

**** off ****.

 

Brilliant.

What you up to Allan?

Still PMin the rancid hag airing your ‘concern’ over the dossier?

 

You **** off.

 

Hiya fatty.

Still rinsing the kids teeth in Irn Bru before bed?

 

Die in a fire.

 

Remember and get your booster you fat ****.

You and your brood are classed as “vulnerable” due to your God awful cooking skills.

 

Tina still gets called Björk due to her near permanent presence in Iceland.

 

Don't be sad, at least when the food shortages start, you should have enough blubber to survive the winter.

 

I didn’t realise you’d take my rejection this badly but you really need to get over it, micro penis.

 

I'd literally shag 99% of women, but I wouldn't touch you with a ****ty stick, Tuna.

I would, however, **** in your mouth if it meant improving your oral hygiene.

 

Calm the beel wee man. No means no.

 

I'm just happy that me weekend thread has "gazumped" monnys one.

So, hows your arse for love bites?

 

on the drink at killie thinking about jumping on a train to glasgow in a couple hours.

 

Come up to the Pitz at 6pm and watch yer old da strutting his stuff.