Dentists are ?

I could swear quite badly here but will refrain incase there are people with family of friends who are off this evil trade.

I don't go often and just make a point of looking after my teeth, when I do go there are no problems and I'm a happy man. Recently went to a Spanish place and bit into some olive bread... Whole olive stone broke my tooth, not happy, not paying the bill. Nasty swearing Welsh fella wins that argument.

So off to the dentist and it's a filling only but I do so much hate the process and wanted to kill the ****er. Some people seem to think it's no problem but I really hate the dentist.

 

Sue the Spanish place.

 

You should have asked the mrs if you could borrow the jar of bollocks mate

 

Sue the dentist.

 

mmmm...............olive bread

 

I had an extraction a couple of weeks ago ................four pain killing injections, its still slightly tender now ..............not good.

 

I love the dentist, my dentist up here is a polish lass, last time i went, she injected me with Novocain, then climbed on top, to get a good grip on one of my back teeth that needed removing, she yanked so hard her assistant had to hold my head down so she could get a purchase. to put this in perspective, they are both at least double d's. ive got a pair of tits round my head, a pair of tits in my face and im on drugs.

All i could think was this would cost a fortune down town.

 

You are lucky he has not used spanner.

 

Quality

 

All I can say is the only people who become dentists are failed doctors. this means they are bitter people for the off.

i think of them like alan out of two and a half men... mean spirited wihsing they didn't have the breath your breath as they polish your teeth etc etc.

there is just no way anyone sets out with ambition to be a dentist IMO

 

Better ****ing paid than quacks

 

Or failed lap dancers from what the Fool has posted above!

 

And vets are failed animals

 

My dentist is a woman, whenever I go there for check up, I am always in a trance because she is beautiful.

 

I'm having a pint with a mate of mine who owns a dental practice tonight funnily enough.

I'll let him know that he lacked ambition over a jar mate.

He'll probably laugh in my face and point to his Porsche Cayenne in the car park like

 

do, please do... i mean it must eat him alive that he ended up with such a **** porsche when a bit more application and he could have had a gt3.

poor ****er.. i genuinely feel sorry for him. no taste in cars and a **** job.

 

Private dentists earn way more than quacks mate, so no, I'll pass ta.

 

@Tobes your avatar had me there for a second. Like wtf is Two Kitchen Pete doing here. Secondly wondering how that plank could have any dentist as a friend