1. Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!

Dentist

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ERINBLACK, Mar 19, 2015.

  1. ERINBLACK

    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Dec 27, 2014
    Messages:
    2,838
    Likes Received:
    2,128
    Have an appointment after work. I'm dead excited, I love the dentist, me!! It is just for one build up of a filling and a descaling so should be great fun. I like pain, me!!

    Anyone else got the dentist coming up?

    I don't mind the injections. Needles don't bother me at al. I have had that many pricks in my mouth and body that I resemble a pin cushion. I like cushions, me!! Nice and soft and cuddly. Great.

    Life is good. Oh and the Minute Of Agreement has finally come through from my solicitor. Splendiferous.

    Things are looking up for this man about town. Now for a job abroad. One has come through for Southern Iraq. Get to meet Saddam Hussein hopefully. Or whoever is the top dog there.

    Toodle pip guys and gals.

    Remember always have a sunny disposition like myself.
     
    #1
    Deleted 1 likes this.
  2. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Nov 17, 2010
    Messages:
    31,025
    Likes Received:
    4,561
    I hope you get run down by a tractor driven by an AIDS-ridden rapist who then skull ****s you as you lie dying at the side of the road.


    There, fixed it for you Drew.
     
    #2
    Last edited: Mar 19, 2015
    Void, ManDingo 20"/20", gas and 2 others like this.
  3. ERINBLACK

    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Dec 27, 2014
    Messages:
    2,838
    Likes Received:
    2,128
    Makes no sense Tarquin!!
     
    #3
  4. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    18,043
    Likes Received:
    1,423
    Funny you should mention this. I have to visit the dentist tomorrow at 2pm. Its just a review of the work I had done last year. A root canal and two fillings.

    I love going though as when she reaches into the back of my gob her breasticles rub off my face.

    Also going to talk about bleaching.
     
    #4
  5. ERINBLACK

    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Dec 27, 2014
    Messages:
    2,838
    Likes Received:
    2,128
    Yes, it's great Hash isn't it. I have a couple of beauties at my dentist who are always rubbing their heaving cleavages into me. They want me because they know I am great, me!!
     
    #5
    Hash. likes this.
  6. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

    Joined:
    Apr 16, 2013
    Messages:
    55,388
    Likes Received:
    30,576
    Och Davie and John do that with every ****. Fat bastards
     
    #6
    stopmeandslapme likes this.
  7. ERINBLACK

    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Dec 27, 2014
    Messages:
    2,838
    Likes Received:
    2,128
    Raven haired Polish girls. Stunning and very demure.

    What A Wonderful Life.
     
    #7
  8. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Nov 17, 2010
    Messages:
    31,025
    Likes Received:
    4,561
    Nothing better than a big old pair of man boobs resting on the back of your neck while getting your haircut.
     
    #8
  9. ERINBLACK

    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Dec 27, 2014
    Messages:
    2,838
    Likes Received:
    2,128
    Do you ever take anything seriously?
     
    #9
  10. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

    Joined:
    Apr 16, 2013
    Messages:
    55,388
    Likes Received:
    30,576
    Senile auld **** has mistaken Spearmint Rhino for the dentist ^^^^^
     
    #10
    Archers Road and Minxy - Aged 49 like this.

  11. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Nov 17, 2010
    Messages:
    31,025
    Likes Received:
    4,561
    Yes. YeS, i Do.
     
    #11
  12. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

    Joined:
    Apr 16, 2013
    Messages:
    55,388
    Likes Received:
    30,576
    He takes the boaby up the backside.

    Seriously!!!
     
    #12
  13. ERINBLACK

    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Dec 27, 2014
    Messages:
    2,838
    Likes Received:
    2,128
    Say again.
     
    #13
  14. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

    Joined:
    Jun 8, 2011
    Messages:
    35,146
    Likes Received:
    46,536
    Had a scale and polish the other week down at Woodside Dental Practice.

    Still no fillings either for this late 20's whippersnapper.
     
    #14
  15. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    18,043
    Likes Received:
    1,423
    thats because falsies get replaced not filled ya gumsy **** <ok>
     
    #15
    Void likes this.
  16. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

    Joined:
    Jun 8, 2011
    Messages:
    35,146
    Likes Received:
    46,536
    beelin at this ^^
     
    #16
    Hash. likes this.
  17. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2010
    Messages:
    63,752
    Likes Received:
    13,027
    By a strange quirk of fate I have an appointment with my Chinese dentist tomorrow.

    Two Thirty.
     
    #17
  18. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    18,043
    Likes Received:
    1,423
    Lies ^^^^^^
     
    #18
    Toby likes this.
  19. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

    Joined:
    Jan 31, 2011
    Messages:
    36,128
    Likes Received:
    20,992
    Hopefully it'll hurt you ****loads.

    How's the shoulder? Painful too?

    <party>
     
    #19
    Void likes this.
  20. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2010
    Messages:
    63,752
    Likes Received:
    13,027
    Toby you are one thick puppy <laugh>
     
    #20

Share This Page