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Deluded Budgies - Part 645!

Discussion in 'Ipswich Town' started by Guru of Ipswich, May 30, 2013.

  1. Guru of Ipswich

    Guru of Ipswich Well-Known Member

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  2. ciderman

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    <doh>

    So 'effectively' they finished 4th in the Premier League last season.Does this mean they 'effectively' qualified for the Champions League?

    Cue the open topped bus.
     
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  3. KIO

    KIO Well-Known Member

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    Mock all you like but it will be years before you binners even compete in the EPL again, if at all. Small town club with a monochrome history, that's what you are and always will be. With the wealth that current EPL teams now have and the parachute payments that go with it, it will be a bloody miracle if a club like 1p5wich Towan ever play in the top league again ;)
     
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    What more can be said than priceless. There was enough comedy in that to win this years bgt.
     
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  5. Hoppersblue10

    Hoppersblue10 Well-Known Member

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    Effectively 4th................priceless..!

    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  6. Superman wears Grant Holt pyjamas in bed

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    oh my, just been pointed in this direction. are you boys struggling to understand the concept?! <laugh>

    let me explain it to you again.

    you see, there are 7 clubs currently in the premier league who have so much money to spend on wages that nobody else can really expect to compete with them. if you take those 7 out of the equation, it leaves 13 others who are all much of a muchness in terms of ability and finance. we finished 11th overall, which means we finished 4th in the 'best of the rest' division. nobody is claiming we have actually finished 4th <doh>

    seriously, was it really that difficult to grasp this concept? none of my fellow city fans failed to understand it. if you like, i'll post where ipswich finished - 27th (34th overall). hope that helps...
     
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  7. Hoppersblue10

    Hoppersblue10 Well-Known Member

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    Effectively you are talking bollocks, or you are in effect in div 2, therefore that puts us in div 3....you Muppet.!

    Just as amusing, some of your deluded feathered friends are talking about "pushing on for Europe" or "winning the EPL" are these the same budgies that a few weeks back had convinced themselves they were going down.?
     
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  8. CotswoldCanary

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    Guru can be a bitter from time to time so I suggest we all just grin and giggle along with him in a patronising manner

    Just humour him.
     
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    If you could manage to find an excuse to ignore all the teams that finished above you last season, (and I'm sure that you could), you "effectively" won the Prem! <ok>



    Good Luck in your "effective" Champions League campaign next season! <laugh>
     
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  10. King_of_Portman_Rd

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    Nail. Hit. Head.
     
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    canary-dave Well-Known Member

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    I love the way you binners keep setting yourselves up for ridicule!

    Who can forget the "Relegated by Christmas" thread or the "Countdown to relegation" Clock?

    Love it!!!!!
     
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  12. johnnywarksmoustache

    johnnywarksmoustache Well-Known Member

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    Get the open top bus out boys for winning "the best of the rest" league! <applause>

    Does that come with a CL or EUROPA CUP place? <laugh>
     
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  13. Guru of Ipswich

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    Good news guys, if you remove all teams without a horse on their their badge we are the english champions.
     
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    If you remove all the decent english strikers you 'effectively' have Grant Holt in an England shirt, ( If they make them in his size.)
     
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  15. wellyblue

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    I think that you're stretching things a bit there, mate. <ok>
     
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  16. ncgandy

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    Well at least you have JET....oh, wait.............
     
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