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  1. monty987

    monty987 Well-Known Member

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    Been banned from Bournemouth beach for being classed as a weapon !, well too right i was always dubious about some nutter attacking me down roker with one.
     
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    monty987, Aug 21, 2021
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    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    Your banned from most places where kids play arent you??
     
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  3. Nig

    Nig Well-Known Member

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    :eek: <laugh>
     
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    Nig, Aug 21, 2021
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    Nig Well-Known Member

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    What about umbrellas ?
     
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    Nacho Well-Known Member

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    Hard not to read it that Monty's been banned from Bournemouth beach for being classed as a weapon. It's just so believable.
     
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    Nacho, Aug 21, 2021
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    Hard to believe anybody over 65 have any fingers after trying to put the bastards up.<laugh>
     
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    rooch 3, Aug 21, 2021
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  7. Nig

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    39ke6b.jpg
     
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    Nig, Aug 21, 2021
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  8. Nig

    Nig Well-Known Member

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    I love to hunt lounge chairs.
    It's not the kill I enjoy, rather the thrill of the chaise.
     
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    Nig, Aug 21, 2021
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  9. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Chances of crossing paths with anyone nuttier than you are pretty slim, to be fair...
     
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    So you haven’t met Roger then. <laugh>
     
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    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Only met Smug, Gordon, Bri and Nordic so far. None of them quite what you expect and I suppose they'll think the same about me. Rog is good craic though...
     
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  12. monty987

    monty987 Well-Known Member

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    Me nutty why nor, you lads are great like, just having a laugh.
     
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    monty987, Aug 22, 2021
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    twat............you is just naaaaasty:emoticon-0131-angel
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Aug 22, 2021
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    Is that why they’re called “deck” chairs? Don’t blame me - it’s Sunday syndrome!
     
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    Knockout reply ;) :D
     
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