Whilst wondering about the whereabouts of burnt sausage coupon in what way would you like to go if and when you croak it. Burial or Cremation. If Cremation would you like your ashes scattered somewhere that holds something special for you or would you like to be sat on top of the telly? A bit morbid maybe but one has to acknowledge ones mortality. I'd go for cremation and would like my ashes scattered in my birthplace, Crawley.
I'll turn up, steal your ashes and flush them in a public portaloo at a busy festival on a saturday night. It's the best you deserve
You speaking to Gambol because remember you are ignoring me along with countless others who think you're a boring twat?
They're getting **** all of mine. My campaign of smoking and drinking to destroy my internal organs will see to that. Ironically, that's what will probably kill me too.
I want a burial in space, a bit like a burial at sea where they **** you overboard, only in space. Preferably I'd be stripped naked and pointed towards the centre of the Milky Way. In about 4 billion years time some alien will be casually going about his business in space when he'd look out the window and see a perfectly preserved naked Mick zoom past.
I'd like my ashes fed to my ex wife assuming I have on jn later life just so she can literally take me for everything I've got
Exactly. The way you die, how you're buried or what they do with your organs is irrelevant. You're dead, you're not there to get pissed off about it. I don't think my body would be of any use to anyone after I die, I've been ruining it pretty badly. I doubt my lungs/kidneys/liver/etc would be of use to anyone...
You can't put on top of telly anymore unless you still have one of these with matches stuck in buttons to stay on station,ah dem were the days please log in to view this image
Your organs will be appearing on the front of cigarette packets and on bottles of spirits with a big WARNING sign.
Don't tell ER, the old **** can barely remember 5mins ago. There'll be another Tennis thread soon...He's made 2 about Venom today so far
Pathetic Toby, you're as bad as ST. You don't like taking it do you sonny And I'm not talking about your dirtbox.
