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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by dame, Jun 15, 2011.

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  1. dame

    dame Member

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    http://www.deathclock.com/

    How long have we all got left?

    I meet my maker - Saturday, August 20, 2061

    Seconds left to live...

    1,583,537,321

    Hopefully going out in a storm of bullets and before another ****ty series of xfactor.
     
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    dame, Jun 15, 2011
  2. Leon Bessi

    Leon Bessi Active Member

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    gonna out live you by seven years!!
     
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    Leon Bessi, Jun 15, 2011
  3. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    I think 1.2 billion seconds ought to be enough
     
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    Shameless, Jun 15, 2011
  4. EDGE

    EDGE Guest

    Your Personal Day of Death is...

    Friday, January 17, 2076
    Seconds left to live...
    2,038,252,140


    GIRFUY suckers <party>
     
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    EDGE, Jun 15, 2011
  5. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Sunday, October 30, 2033

    <laugh> that's good to know.
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Jun 15, 2011
  6. EDGE

    EDGE Guest

    <laugh>

    Unlucky Trevor <laugh>

    (or lucky - who knows what will happen when the Chinese attack!)
     
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    EDGE, Jun 15, 2011

  7. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    to be fair i did guess my bmi
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Jun 15, 2011
  8. EDGE

    EDGE Guest

    Theres a BMI calculator at the bottom.

    All you need to know is your height and weight.
     
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    EDGE, Jun 15, 2011
  9. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Monday, December 16, 2058

    that'll do me.

    BMI is a lot of pish anyway. what happens if you're solid muscle like me?
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Jun 15, 2011
  10. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    [NSFW]that was pish edge[/NSFW]
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Jun 15, 2011
  11. EDGE

    EDGE Guest

    [NSFW]What are you talking about :huh:[/NSFW]
     
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    EDGE, Jun 15, 2011
  12. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Apparently mine&#8217;s 11/12/2030 which gives me 612,384,006 seconds left. What a load of bollocks.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jun 15, 2011
  13. EDGE

    EDGE Guest

    No it's not.
     
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    EDGE, Jun 15, 2011
  14. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    I'm not arguing with the accuracy of the second counter, more the prediction. I'm not gonna die when I'm only 59 FFS. I might be overweight, but as Trev said before, what if you're well-built and not just a fat bastard? Surely that makes a difference?
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jun 15, 2011
  15. Zico

    Zico Active Member

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    Saturday, January 13, 2029
    Seconds left to live...
    554,753,339

    MA BOOLS <ok>
     
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    Zico, Jun 15, 2011
  16. EDGE

    EDGE Guest

    Tick tock Zico.

    please log in to view this image


    SEE YOU IN HELL!!

    (Albiet, I'll be there 47 years later!!)
     
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    EDGE, Jun 15, 2011
  17. SleepySpecialK

    SleepySpecialK Well-Known Member

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    Wednesday, January 22, 2048

    Thank **** for that, I thought I only had a few years left. There's only so much alcohol and so many suicide attempts a body can take. <ok>
     
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    SleepySpecialK, Jun 15, 2011
  18. EDGE

    EDGE Guest

    ML better do this!!!
     
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    EDGE, Jun 15, 2011
  19. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Tuesday, February 23, 2072
    Seconds left to live...
    1,915,207,439

    <cool>
     
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    Toby, Jun 15, 2011
  20. SleepySpecialK

    SleepySpecialK Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> <laugh>
     
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    SleepySpecialK, Jun 15, 2011
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