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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by thefanwithnoname, Nov 30, 2011.

  1. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    Just thought that with all the going ons and shennanigans a 'problem' page, maybe in order

    A lot has happened, people have died, people have 'beeled', falling outs, bannings and the like.

    As a result I felt it was important to offer help, so here I am a problem shared and all that

    Please start all posts 'Dear Fan' or 'Dear TFWNN'

    That is the only rule, not doing so will not get a reply
     
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  2. The Howling Skull

    The Howling Skull New Member

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    Dear Fandan

    Did Bobby Robson Chug Dugs?
     
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  3. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    Dear Fan, did you know that HERTA make chicken hot dogs now?
     
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  4. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    Dear Fan, eh - What's going on - why do people feel the need to go looking for things to offend them (on an internet forum)?

    Why the fake outrage?

    Why bother?
     
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  5. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    Dear Rusty,

    Not knowing the gentleman myself it would be difficult for me to confirm this with any certainty
    However what I do know is that he was a beloved manager at Newcastle United FC
    so I would have thought 'When in rome......' applies.

    Hope this helps
     
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  6. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    <laugh> fat ones at that!


    peppa pig does!
     
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  7. The Howling Skull

    The Howling Skull New Member

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    <laugh>

    This helps immensely <ok>
     
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  8. Medro

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    Dear Fan,
    Why are Celtic fans chanting IRA songs in their Europa league game on ESPN only weeks after UEFA pulled them up on this matter?
    Kind regards Medro
    X
     
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  9. The Howling Skull

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    <laugh> Bollo was "Peppa Pig Chugs Dugs" and Dougie was "Ray Pest"
     
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  10. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    Dear SN23

    Do they indeed? are they halal or 100% pork as they have on their website?
     
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  11. Null

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    <laugh> Bollo was outraged at peppa not wearing her seatbelt!!
     
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    Null Well-Known Member
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    I'll field this one... just to give you something to talk about/be outraged about!

    <ok>
     
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  13. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    Dear Pud

    This is by far the easiest question in my fledgling career

    you will find the reason behind this would be because they are ****s

    hope that has helped
     
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    Null Well-Known Member
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    Indeed it does... thanks <ok>
     
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  15. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    Dear Medro

    Scottish football is one area which I have little expertise
    Dare I say that maybe it is for the same reasons the likes of Tina continued to post what they did when Mick asked them not to
    Mick banned her/him/it

    FAN
     
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  16. SUPERNORWICH 23

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  17. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    Dear Fan, is it gay to shave your balls?
     
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  18. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    Difference is Tina's stupidity only effects himself.
     
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  19. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    Dear SN23

    I personally have always felt that the only time it is truly gay is if your balls are in a mans arse
    shaved or hairy.

    some would argue that it doesnt have to be arse, could be mouth.
    However I feel that there is a discrepency within this view as lady boys can look remarkably 'real'

    so shave away, just dont apply aftershave afterwards

    Hope that helps
     
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  20. Ba's Strawberry Syrup

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    Dear Fan,

    Do you love me?
     
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