Dear Cardiff As new boys you are making this Premier League Malarkey look far too easy; please will you show some decorum and respect for your betters! I have some friends from the blue side of Manchester who were very upset, traumatised in fact, by your conduct last week - please can you just play nicely; they are the big boys and it is not nice or clever to make them look average the way you did, after all - they pay the biggest fees in Big School! Was prepared to overlook that display of gross bad manners and put it down to the fact that you were over excited because you were finally in Big School! But then you go and upset those from the blue side of the Mersey! Now once could be put down to your inexperience of what is expected of you - twice is just damn bloody mindedness!! Please look again at the rule book for Big School! You are newcomers so you must respect the seniors, and prefects, of Big School - giving them a bloody nose is conduct that is frowned upon! The top six of Big School pay the majority of the fees so it is very unfair of you to give them a 'whooping', that is something that is frowned upon - you should know your place and not outplay the big boys from Big School! I am sure that you have now learnt your lesson, and will give the big boys in Big School, who have spent their millions earning their place, the respect they deserve!
