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Eden Hazard follows his heart and signs for Newcastle.

This causes a tidal wave of transfers as the worlds greatest players declare their love for the best team in the North East.

Steve Bruce cries when he realises that Sunderland are not that team and decries the lack of class Newcastle have in signing top players as he tries a last ditch bid to lure Messi to the Black Cats. The bid fails so he signs Fuller instead.

Pardew asks Casillias, Maicon, Pique, Puyol, Cole, C Ronaldo (7), Xavi, Sneijder, Iniesta, Messi and Villa to form an orderly queue while he evaluates thier abilities.

Messi wets himself at the prospect of playing with Ameobi.

Mourinhio asks if he can join as well so Pardew allows him to look after the under 12's.
 
Wish these messi rumours would go away, we really don't need him, Guthrie and Perch are ten times the player hd is! Usual media garbage!!
 
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