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  1. Reggie

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    If I could de-invent one thing, for me it's got to be the mobile phone, hate the ****ing things and most of the people who use them.

    Public transport, every street and shop are crawling with morons abusing everyone in earshot by screeching high volume bollocks to 'friends'. Or just walking straight into you on the pavement because they're glued to the screen reading some twitter crapshite.
     
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    Reggie, Jun 26, 2011
  2. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Get some friends and you might find them useful <ok>
     
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  3. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Is this the early 90s?
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Jun 26, 2011
  4. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    i'd de-invent the internet
     
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    Hash., Jun 26, 2011
  5. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    No you wouldn't.
     
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  6. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    How would you pretend to be a young southern-english woman then?
     
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    Toby, Jun 26, 2011

  7. Peter the spastic paedo

    Peter the spastic paedo New Member

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    Burglar alarms - There is one going off now and it's doing my head in.No ****er takes any notice of them,totally pointless.
     
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    Peter the spastic paedo, Jun 26, 2011
  8. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    yes i would the world would be a better place

    the way i used to in the old days , hand written letters to pen pals
     
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  9. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    a likely story you ****ing thief
     
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  10. Peter the spastic paedo

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    I am not a thief but my great grandad did steal your potatoes.
     
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    Peter the spastic paedo, Jun 26, 2011
  11. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    I'd de-invent Fox News and Channel Five. <ok>
     
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    Erik, Jun 26, 2011
  12. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    silly old ****er that he was didnt realise they were all rotten and blighty
     
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  13. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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    Erik, Jun 26, 2011
  14. Natchrawldry

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    Vibrators, haven't had sex for 5 years since I bought one for the missus.
     
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    Natchrawldry, Jun 26, 2011
  15. Natchrawldry

    Natchrawldry Active Member

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    Nice in my ass though
     
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    Natchrawldry, Jun 26, 2011
  16. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    i take it thats me? <laugh>
     
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