Davie Moyes

Thank God there is at least one manager who has the dignity to condemn one of his own players for violent conduct. Imagine if that had been Ferguson, or any other manager most likely, they'd be defending the player to the hilt no matter what.

If Theo Walcott pulled out a magnum (no choc ice pun intended) and shot the ref to death old Arsene would still be saying "i never saw the incident".

Remember Duncan Ferguson got jailed for less

 

Dig Dunc never even connected with that wee ***got.

 

I was at that game, think we beat Raith Rovers 4-0, big Dunc might even have scored that game.

 

Like when Fergie "defended" Ashley Young by publicly criticising him for diving?

 

oops, you always can count on the mopey English Morris Dancers to get on their high horses.

 

Was the works christmas party any good?

 

Take that back ya paddy bastard

 

Says the mopey English Morris dancer.

 

That **** is not English and please do not imply he partakes in the noble pastime of Morris Dancing, he'd make it embarrassing if he did

 

Of all ****s you know fine well that I have no nationality.

Ayrshire mincer.

 

There wasn't one.

 

You can always count on ER to tell it how it is.

 

It's bacon, not mince. As in:

Customer: "Is that your Ayrshire bacon?"
Butcher: "Naw, I'm just warming myself by the fire."

 

I think you'll find there was but you weren't invited.

 

Gambol, ban this ****

 

****y done a funny

Thjat made me chuckle

 

No, there wasn't one.

 

ER + STD =

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The ****s gone AWOL again, this is the reason why you should all have a campaign to make me super mod

 

He was invited

He just couldn't remember