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we should all write emails to companies and see who gets the funniest replies. what you think? a was givin willy hills pelters earlier. they dont ever crack up tho.
 
<laugh> Genius idea Nev.

I'm going to do it to Amazon, I spend a ridiculous amount on there so I presume they'll be nice to me no matter what. I just ordered a coffee maker off them, will think of something stupid to email them about it.
 
"Dear Nick Clegg,

I see from the recent opinion polls that you are now down to seven per cent. I think the main reason for this is your association with the nasty Tories and that evil David Cameroon in particular.

I was wondering therefore whether you would be interested in forming an alternative coalition with a new party: The Campaigning Party to Free Monkeys and Other Primates from Zoos and Circuses With the Exception of Gibbons?

Although we are a young party we already have over 20,000 members and will be standing candidates in all future general elections.

I think this would be a wonderful opportunity for you to reclaim the centre ground and see you back as a political party that people like rather than despise. Like in the days when that drunk bloke was in charge.

Please let me know if this would be possible?"


I look forward to their reply.
 
just sent this to willy hills. gony try send them on a wild goose chase <ok>

can you do me a favour please? Ladbrokes wont pay out on 2 bets and they told me to check with other bookmakers to settle the arguement. If you can help me I will start spending all my cash dollar at ur website. baddabing baddabong what do you say?

Laddies lose a valued customer (i'm a sucker for black jack) and you guys and gals gain a loyal follower and spender of money money money money [p diddy]

anyhoo enough small talk, now these bets are very small £13 each if i recall correctly but i am a man of principals and dont like being bullied by ladbrokes.

the bets regard dart legs in the PDC world championships. I was betting checkouts under -40 @ 5/6 but ladbrokes robbed me twice.

if you check these legs out for me and email me back I would take my £1250 out of their poxy casino and transfer it to you homeboys down at billiy's.


Ps i am already a meber of willy hills my username is yermaw1985


peace yo
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<laugh> Every time I see the word "Gibbon" it reminds me of the time me and some mates drove to the "Grassic Gibbons Centre" so we could feed ecstasy to monkeys........it was only when we arrived there we realised that "Grassic Gibbons" was the Aberdonian author "Lewis Grassic Gibbons" who wrote "Sunset Song"

That's not a joke, we actually did that on the way back from seeing the Gza at the Tunnels. One of my mates saw a kids playpark on the drive up the road to the place and went "That must be what the Gibbons play on".......What a bunch of fannies <doh> <doh>
 
that was quick and disapointing

Hi Neville,

Thank you for submitting your query to our Customer Service team. We'll endeavour to reply to you as soon as possible, your reference number is 120210-002946 should you need to quote it in any follow up contacts.

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hopefully they will reply properly later
 
Hi Neville,

Thank you for your email.

With regard to your query, please be informed that we can only check bets placed and captured by our transaction servers. In case you have placed these bets in questions in other shops, we regret to inform you that we cannot settle it here at William Hill.

We hope this answers your query. Should you have further questions, feel free to send us an email or contact our Live Chat Team so we can address your concern in a quicker manner.

Regards,

Nelly

Customer Services
William Hill Online
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Nelly <laugh><laugh>
 
well surely you have videos of the darts games stored in a secret vault somewhere like hugh heffner has of all his pornos. If you find the video just forward me it then I can shove it right up laddies arshenhowler and gets ma ma money back holmes!!

ps Nelly, Have you ever packed your trunk and went "Trump Trumpity Trump?"
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<ok>
 
i tried it with rowantrees but didn't get anything funny back. i tried all sorts to get them to bite. they assume you are a genuine nutter and are nice to you no matter what you say.
 
VenomPD said:
<laugh> Every time I see the word "Gibbon" it reminds me of the time me and some mates drove to the "Grassic Gibbons Centre" so we could feed ecstasy to monkeys........it was only when we arrived there we realised that "Grassic Gibbons" was the Aberdonian author "Lewis Grassic Gibbons" who wrote "Sunset Song"

That's not a joke, we actually did that on the way back from seeing the Gza at the Tunnels. One of my mates saw a kids playpark on the drive up the road to the place and went "That must be what the Gibbons play on".......What a bunch of fannies <doh> <doh>
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my wee brothers ex's last name was gibbon. <laugh> i think he chucked her cos he couldnt stand me ripping the pish out of him for shagging monkeys.
 
<laugh>

You poked them with an email style stick a few times Dougie. No doubt you're on some kind of gummy sweets watchlist for weirdos.
 
You can't get Fruit Gums on this platform but you can get Maynards "Sours"

Still not as good as Fruit Gums though. I might bring it up at the next welfare meeting. Kick up a fuss because you can get a giant bar Turkish Delight but not Fruit Gums. Who the **** would buy a giant bar of Turkish Delight? The stuff is ****ing rank.
 
i just lost 400 quid on blackjack. thats 1100 down in 2 days. i feel actually sick. i could be sick if i wanted to

i had multi hand

2 sets of 20 she pulls 21 oot her arse. i could cry for real here
 
Neville Bartos said:
i just lost 400 quid on blackjack. thats 1100 down in 2 days. i feel actually sick. i could be sick if i wanted to

i had multi hand

2 sets of 20 she pulls 21 oot her arse. i could cry for real here
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**** sake Nev, that's a bit excessive. The boy on this platform has split-up from his wife because he lost £12k on video roulette in one day.
 
make that 600. am close to tears here man. this is ****in ****e!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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