Now Kagawa has an eating disorder and has to get his stomach pumped... and Zaha is boning Moyes' daughter. You could not make it up
WTF does us losing have to do with Moyes taking you to mid table and from turning Champs to Chumps in 4 short months? Are you 9th? Are you coming off the back of 2 home defeats in 4 days? I think I'll laugh at you and Moyes now
Utd are sh*te, but the day when Chelsea can take the p*ss is a few decades away. What a liberty. F***ing liberty.