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David Lloyd Centre

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by RAVENBLACK, Apr 8, 2013.

  1. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Went there on my week off with my daughter. What a great place it is. The facilities are fabulous. Played tennis and badminton (first time in 32 years) and then went swimming, had a jaccuzzi and a sauna. And then rounded it off with a lovely pot of Earl Grey tea.

    My daughter is only 9 but she beat me at tennis. I'm hoping she will become the new Laura Robson/Heather Watson and keep me in the depravity that I have been accustomed to. It was a joy to see someone so talented.

    I was quite a good tennis player back in the day. And a good footballer. Played for the Dunbartonshire Select.

    Anyone have children that are showing talents? It certainly fills you with pride.

    I even took my wife and kids out for a meal on Friday.

    I'm beginning to think I'm not all bad.

    I have even become friends with ST.
     
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  3. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    I hope you didn't give them any details such as your mobile number or your email address ER. The ****s will bombard you with 'special offers' for months.
     
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  4. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Seriously??

    Another partial success.
     
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  5. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    where is it?
     
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  6. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Garthdee Nev, next to Grays school of Art where the fanny is amazing.
     
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  7. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    You rekindling the flame with the missus buddy?
     
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  8. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    There's one in Renfrew. My mate signed us in one day and I was on the treadmill next to Jackie Bird.

    Still wid, but she's like skeletor up close.
     
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    Slightly worrying thread given ER's stalkerish infatuation with Robson.
     
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  10. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Absolutely not.

    Once bitten and all that.
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I noticed that aswell, but thought I would let it slide, considering he was speaking about his own daughter, I think you owe ER an apology!
     
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  12. RAVENBLACK

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    Listen sunshine, the only thing I worry is the sheep.
     
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  13. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Correct mate.

    My kids are my pride and joy. I may be a lousy partner but I am a good father.
     
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  14. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    You say that now, but before you know it, Friday nights will become known as Friday Family Night out, then you will end up just getting a babysitter for your daughter and it will be the 2 of you going out for a meal and some drinks. Then she will move back in with you and the poor woman won't even get peace to wash the dishes, without you trying to cope her over the sink and put one into her. Mark my words, this will happen.
     
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  15. Patience

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    This is a very true statement. Grays has some top notch hippy dippy minge on the go <ok>
     
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  16. The Raging Oxter

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    His wife is now with a black man and there's no way she's going back to a button mushroom after experiencing the black pudding.
     
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  17. RAVENBLACK

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    It's funny you should say that. I keep getting ribbed about the very same thing at my ex local :cheesy:

    Hope he has plenty of money as well as a big cock.
     
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    **** yer david lloyd centre
     
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    Swear some **** passes me on Queen Margaret Drive every morning that looks just like you Beale...
     
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  20. RAVENBLACK

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    I've been there a couple of times when they have the open night and display the art.

    It's a ****ing paradise with the totty going around.

    "Would you mind sweety if I added a certain "Je ne sais Quoi" to your abstract?
     
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