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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by PleaseNotPoll, Jun 10, 2012.

  1. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member
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    Is he taking the piss?

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    'The rain drops look like diamonds,' one friend of the artist has noted.
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    PleaseNotPoll, Jun 10, 2012
  2. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    Was that done on MS draw <laugh>
     
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    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction, Jun 10, 2012
  3. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member
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    It was done on an iPad and has been submitted for entry into the Royal Collection.

    That or a monkey did it. Not sure which.
     
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    PleaseNotPoll, Jun 10, 2012
  4. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    ****ing philistines. Let's see you do better.
     
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    Archers Road, Jun 10, 2012
  5. ...And Out Come the Wolve

    ...And Out Come the Wolve New Member

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    Is that like Paint?
     
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    ...And Out Come the Wolve, Jun 10, 2012
  6. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    You are all peasants. The child like naivety makes this image a joy to behold.
     
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    Kim Jong Il, Jun 11, 2012
  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I ****in hate artists. You say their work is **** and ye get told it's because you don't "understand" their work. Yes I do. It's ****.

    Worse are the ****wits who do "installations". Like the stupid cow who won a ****in award for an unmade bed with some condoms strewn around it. Get tae ****.

    In the meantime, my own installtion is available for viewing. It's called "Society Fails" and draws attention to the increasing marginalisation and laziness of the lower class scum. Basically it's a sink full of unwashed dishes. Viewing at my hoose 9-5 daily. Entry fee £25.00
     
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    <laugh>

    You're a happy **** today. :D
     
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    gas, Jun 11, 2012
  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    I actually am in a good mood.

    I just hate the pretentious arseholes who call themselves "artists" and the utter ****wits who pander to their delusions.
     
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    Gambol, Jun 11, 2012
  10. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    Please tell us what art is Gambol?
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    It's a purty pictyer.
     
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    Gambol, Jun 11, 2012
  12. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Art died the day that fanny Duchamp signed a urinal and put it in a gallery.

    French ****stick
     
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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Who the **** is Brian Sewell?
     
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    Gambol, Jun 11, 2012
  14. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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  15. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    A total ponce. But you'd like him, he shares your enlightened views on modern art, ie it's all pish, none of these ****s can paint, give me a pretty picture any day, etc etc.
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>.
     
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    Gambol, Jun 11, 2012

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