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David Beckham's hairy moment!

Discussion in 'Chelsea' started by bluemoon2, Aug 22, 2012.

  1. bluemoon2

    bluemoon2 Well-Known Member

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    Well done Super Blues tonight!

    Changing the subject--a little story for you all!

    David Beckham decides to try horseback riding, even though he has had no lessons or prior experience. He mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady rhythmic pace as Posh stands back in admiration, but then he begins to slip from the saddle. In terror he grabs the horses mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip.He tries to throw his arms around the horse's neck, but he slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider. Finally ,he gives up his frail grasp and attempts to leap away from the horse and throw himself to safety. Unfortunately,his foot has become entangled in the stirrup, now he is at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as his head is struck against the ground over and over. Posh stands there frantic, unable to do anything to help as his head is battered against the ground. He is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to his great fortune....the Sainsbury's security guard sees him, leans over, and unplugs the horse!
     
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  2. King Ossie64

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