Dating Agencies

I have an appointment with one of them tomorrow and was wondering if anyone on here has any experience.

Im a wee bitty nervous and I have still to make up my mind whether I would like to date a man or a woman.

I'm 35, separated and very handsome and I want to ensure that the playing field is kept open for all.

What do you think Dev? You're a man that has lived through it all. What's your advice to a youngster like myself?

 

I think it's wonderful that they have special dating agencies for the fat, bald and ugly. Best of luck ER xx

 

Try this .http://www.adultsheepfinder.com/

Remember not to use a Stranglers style user name. Nice and Sleezy will not impress any potential daters.

 

Yes but I'm slim, full head of hair and stallionesque with rugged good features. Any man or woman would be proud to be shagging me.

 

You're not taking this seriously are you?

 

A few fellas I know use that Baddoo simply for hooking up with easy women and banging the life out of them

 

Sorry ER I wish you luck in your search for love.

 

I don't.

I hope it's a 7 ft Slav in a dress that batters ye while your still chewing on his gristly jizz.




EDIT: only joking - I don't care what his ethnicity is.

 

That sounds about right for me. No G strings attached.

Knowing my luck I'll probably pick Tina.

 

Tina's a classy burd you'll not find anyone like that on these sites.

 

I don't think you have to put much effort into it either.

But make sure you meet them in a deserted carpark late at night.

 

Righty O

Jobs a good 'un.

 

I don't think you're taking him seriously

 

Don't they have over 30s nights in ropey boozers these days?

 

ER's over 50. I'm sure they have over 50s nights someplace though.

 

That would be tragic. Couldn't think of anything worse. You would have to get wrote off before you even get there.

 

No he's not. He's only 47.

 

Garaunteed drunken bunk-up in the back of the Sierra. What's not to like?

 

Well at least you've sussed the prerequisite for dating sites - lie about your age.

 

Spoken like a veteran of dating sites