That's right, folks, it's time for the official weekend thread! My weekend is looking rather tame, but best to keep the head down ahead of Sunday's battle where the Pope's 11 will destroy Der Hun, and myself and the Dubai Hoops will then storm the Ramada Hotel to kick **** out of the disgusting proddy scum from the Dubai Loyal. Ahead of that, nothing much planned. Will get the old wheelchair shined and prepped tonight ahead of the game, then got a Canadian Thanksgiving dinner tomorrow night with the missus' pals from school (she grew up here). One of them is a right ****, but will need to make an effort in the hope she'll relent and lick my farter after I give her 3 pints of wine. Saturday will be quiet. Maybe clean a bit, **** in the toilet under the guise of taking a long jobby, just a normal day really. Looking forward to hearing your plans, troops, apart from *****ger.
is puds mrs expecting? never knew that, congrats pud. about time we had a not606 baby my weekend plans will include dusting off ... was gonna come out with some bagpipe patter there but promised myself i would drop that shyte
Hopefully leave work around 10 tomorrow to get back in time to fit the new dishwasher. (new kitchen appliance= guaranteed come in her mouth and she'll swallow) No plans for tomorrow night, probably get a take away and mibbe stoll up the pub for a few. Sat, down the caf for a massive fry up, to the pub for the afternoon, home clean up, out for a ruby then pub. Sunday, Church, pub.
Nothing planned this weekend for this hideous woman-repellent. Got to wash my Elephant Man style cotton hood as it is stained something fierce with slevvers.
Working Saturday Going to Hampdump on Sunday. Prob get my arse poked at some point I would imagine No surrender 1960
