Das Halloween-Gewinde

It's that spooky time of year again

So here's a spooktacular thread all dedicated to it

What are your party plans ??

Who are you dressing up as ??

And most importantly

Trick or Treeeeeaaaaaaaaaaat ??

Mua ha ha ha ha ha ha

 

I'll be in work.

 

You'll be dressing up like you're in work, like you do every day. Correct ??

 

No. Halloween is on Monday. Most of us will be working. Then sipping tea in the evening and chillin before going to work on Tuesday.

 

Im not dressing up. Herding my kids and a couple of their friends around the neighbourhood to trick or treat.

 

I'm going to Halloween as Rhc or Greez

 

Bah humbug.
Trick or Treat? Yank bollocks.


Hmmm......, yank bollocks sounds a bit painful - American ****e.

 

Meh holiday. Never really got it, other than seeing women dressing up as slutty nurses etc, everything else about it is boring.

 

Hate this and fire works night.

 

Outside of Brighton we prefer slutty nurses.

 

Slurry nurses are far better, they're the ones that feed the pigs.

 

Someone's gotta bring home the bacon.


/ Disclosure: I didn't realise "slurry" was actually an Aussie slang word for "slutty" until I googled it. I hadn't heard that one before.

 

****ing Yank ****e. Fancy dress at the Cheese. Now that is scary

 

FFS

 

Been invited to a kids Halloween party this Saturday but not going because (a) the eldest is a compete wuss and scared of everything, (b) the second born is scared of Halloween ****, (c) we have nothing to wear, (d) the mrs (nm) won't get dressed up & (e) it's ****ing gay! Not Brighton gay, but very definitely gay!

 

So Mansfield gay then?

 

No, American gay!

 

(f) The game is on?

 

you are all so old.....

we will be having great fun thanks.

 

Have you tried manning the oldest up?