OMG I have some massive news. This morning I came out of the co-op (was chatting up the bird behind the counter) and headed to the café around the corner to have my Monday fry up. After that I went to the kebab shop to get a small meat n chips and then popped into the betting shop for a quick flutter. When I came out of the betting shop I noticed a beaten up old Toyota Starlet drive past with Scally as the driver. Poor bloke must be really struggling financially. However, I noticed a bloke in the back which im sure was Darren Byfield and next to him was a geezer in a suit (obviously his agent). Darren had a massive smile on his face and was holding a bottle of champagne and wearing a party hat. Playing in the car was âCelebrationâ by Kool & the Gang. I was so excited I didnât know what to do, so I popped into Dickoâs to tell him the good news. Bad idea. He hit the roof and got really jealous as he really wants to sign for us. He got hold of his Sega Megadrive and chucked it out of the window. He then told me to leave and never come back.
This sounds a bit like a Prog seller work of fiction and would be really bad news if true. If the Police think Scally is driving after all those convictions we could be short of a Chairman.
FICTION!!!! how dare you. i never make things up. read my previous posts. who met Charlie Lee in McDonalds days before he signed......me who met Kedwell outside Wilkinsons days before he signed.........me who meets Dicko everyday for a quick game on Feefs 97 on the megadrive as he is a free agent..........me
Well there is good reason to be suspicious. Could you have been under the influence of Prog seller? So far he has been unreliable eg Iffy as Asst.....Wrong MacDonald coming.......Wrong (at least so far). In your case -Fry up, kebab and chips in one morning....Improbable -Scally driving......Improbable -Byfield and agent fitting into a Toyota Starlet....Improbable -Byfield travelling in anything other than stretched limo....Improbable -Finding a hat big enough for Byfield's head....Improbable -Byfield being up on a Monday morning....Improbable -Dickson playing for gills....At least you have a sense of humour. Sorry for mixing you up with Prog seller....it is just that the style and vocabulary is identical.
I wasnt making anything up i guess im just gullible n believe a lot of what i hear! I obviously don't believe u but byefield wouldn't be a bad signing we just need a striker kedders needs support upfront
