I heard a whisper today that Darren Bent is looking at properties in London and is set to make a big money move to Chelsea. Boas Villas is cock a hoop and Bent has secretly stated that Chelsea are his boyhood idols and that it will boost his England ambition to claim the number 10 shirt as his own. £28m should be good business, and you can use that money to purchase some cracking lower division talent for when you end up in the Championship next season.
And that would trigger the £24 million payment to Sunderland, kerching, leaving you with a £4 million net profit.
I remember the Villa fans taunts that day that we were just a small ****e club and no wonder Judas left us. Not so ****ing cocky this morning though are they? Houllier gone; McLeish in (I'm still pissing myself over this one to be honest); Friedel gone; Young gone; and now Downing today gone. Are the rats are leaving the sinking ship or what? Come on Judas, give us a wave? Lol