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Dan's Evening Sorted

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  1. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    10pm BBC2.

    Some Scousers With Jokes.

    The people of Liverpool tell their favourite jokes!!

    Dey do doh dont dey.

    Enjoy!!
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Aug 20, 2014
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Yosser's spastic brother ^^^^^^^^
     
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    <laugh> It's an absolute ****ing farce ER - everyone born in that city thinks they're a comedian when they're no funnier than a heart attack. I'm off to wirte an indignant, and quite probably sanctimonious, letter to the BBC
     
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  4. RAVENBLACK

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    Yosser was a fictional character.

    Chopper fearing *****.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Aug 20, 2014
  5. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Looks **** all like Greame Souness ^^^^^^^^
     
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  6. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    John Bishop is funny although I do believe his chip shop was never bombed by the Geermins.
     
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  7. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    What happened to the Golden Rule? <grr>
     
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  8. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Everyone...

    please log in to view this image
     
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    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I chewed it up and spat it out.
     
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    ER doesn't do rules.
     
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    I don't usually like breaches of the golden rule but as i wasn't called a ****, *****, ***** or **** it's all good as far as i am concerned.
     
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    John bishop is a ****in ****...
     
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  13. The Raging Oxter

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    Really? I heard you swallowed.
     
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  14. DevAdvocate

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    Depends how I feel at the time ducky.
     
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    with a hand cupping the balls?
     
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  16. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I have a dimple on my chin for that very purpose.
     
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  17. Mick

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    I've been to Liverpool 3 times this calendar year, and I've still never been to Leeds <wah>
     
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    Mick, Aug 20, 2014
  18. Mick O'Toon

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    I've been to paradise but I've never been to me!

    Ps Some say Liverpool is capital city of Ireland but no ****ing way,I live in the foothills of the Dublin mountains and that will do me but Hash may think otherwise!
     
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